About the stag night

Cracking wedding speech material for you to adapt, for when you want to mention what went on at the stag do

“What goes on tour, stays on tour.” For a stag night, this age-old maxim could not be more appropriate. Guests at the wedding may want to know the depths of depravity to which you sank, but your bride -- and certainly her parents -- almost certainly do not. And even if they do, your speech is not the place to go telling them. If nothing else, think of the children.

However, not to make a reference to it is breaking with tradition. And you’ll be letting the lads down who went the extra yard (of ale) on the night in question. A compromise is called for, then.

Here you’ll find some inspirational material that will help you hint at the night’s antics without offending anyone. All you have to do is find the most appropriate lines, personalise them, and work them into your (already) fantastic speech.

Good luck!