Joke names, phonetic puns & prank names
Writers and journalists have amused both themselves and their readers by inventing humorous names. The joke can be visual, like using initials as in M.T. Head or relating to social and professional titles as in Miss Trust, Sir Parr Stitt or Private Part.
Here are some names you should avoid when picking a name for your baby…
| Al E.Gater |
Helen Hywater |
May B.Dunn |
| Amanda Lynn |
Herbie Hind |
Mel N.Colley |
| Anita Room |
Holly Wood |
Miles A.Head |
| Arty Fischel |
Horace Cope |
Mona Lott |
| Barry D.Hatchett |
Hugh Raye |
Phil Landers |
| Ben Dover |
Ima Hogg |
Polly C.Holder |
| Bennie Factor |
Iona Mink |
Poppy Cox |
| Carole Singer |
Jack Pott |
Reg Oyce |
| Chester Minit |
Jay Walker |
Rex Cars |
| Crystal Ball |
Jim Nasium |
Rhoda Camel |
| Dick Tate |
Joe King |
Rick O’Shea |
| Dinah Mite |
Justin Thyme |
Robyn Banks |
| Don Keigh |
Kay Oss |
Russ Tinayle |
| Doris Shutt |
Kirsten Swore |
Sally Forth |
| Drew A. Head |
Lee Vitoff |
Sandy Beech |
| Earl E.Bird |
Levy Tate |
Sarah Nader |
| Eileen Dover |
Libby Doe |
Serge A.Head |
| Emma Nate |
Lois Price |
Shirley U.Care |
| Felix Cited |
Lori Driver |
Stan Dupp |
| Frank N.Stein |
Lorne Mowers |
Titus Zell |
| Gerry Atrick |
Lynn C.Doyle |
Upton O.Goode |
| Gladys Canby |
Marius Quick |
Wade Moore |
| Gilda Lily |
Mand Lynne |
Warren Peace |
| Hedda Hare |
Max E.Mumm |
Yul B.Allwright |
Bart’s prank call names
Bart Simpson’s prank call names are great examples of how a seemingly innocuous arrangement of names can be made into something entirely ridiculous. It’s unlikely that you’ll have any of the surnames listed below, but it’s still worth remembering how pronunciation can change the meaning of names…
| I.P. Freely |
Amanda Huggenkiss |
| Jacques Strap |
Ivana Tinkle |
| Al Coholic |
Anita Bath |
| Oliver Clothesoff |
Anita Man |
| Seymour Butz |
Maya Buttreeks |
| Homer Sexual |
Eura Snotball |
| Mike Rotch |
Ollie Tabooger |
| Hugh Jass |
Heywood U.Cuddleme |
| Bea O’Problem |
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