Emma's answers to Camera poems

Question

Can you suggest any humerous poems that we could attach to our disposable cameras?

Answer

Here are a few examples - or you could make up your own!:




I'm your camera - so have some fun,
You'll make our album a special one!
Snap away as best you're able,
Then drop me off at the gift table!




Here's a camera
Please use it a lot,
To take pictures of
What the photographer will not.
The flash is required
Because it is night.
If you don't use it,
The photo's won't come out right.




Hold the front switch over
'Til the little light flutters.
You're all ready now,
So please press the shutter.




The perfect distance
Is four to ten feet.
Any nearer or farther
Will be your defeat.




At the end of the evening
With all film exposed,
Return to the best man,
Who'll develop the photos.




To celebrate this special day,
Pick a camera and really play.
Leave it on the table when you are through,
So [bride's name] and [groom's name] can develop the photo's taken by you.




This camera's been provided so
We'll have pictures of people we know.
Take snaps, if you're able
Of friends on your table
And leave it behind when you go!




Emma x