Funny Father of the Bride Speeches

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As father‐of‐the‐bride (FOTB), you will have an important role at the wedding of your daughter, particularly if you are going to walk her up the aisle and giver her away, let alone make a sparkling speech at the reception!

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We thought you might like some help with a quick‐fire way to make your wedding speech writing easier and all you need to do is just copy this funny speech (inserting the right names, year and details where necessary!)

Father of the Bride Speech

A witty father‐of‐the‐bride wedding speech for you to copy:

‘This is an important day for me… as I resuscitate my bank account and hand over Sarah’s spending habits to someone else.’

From helping your daughter to plan her wedding to giving a great speech, our Father of the Bride’s speech and Duties book is all you need to know about what to do and when to do it. Take a look in the shop.

‘The good thing about weddings is that, as father‐of‐the‐bride, you can show everyone how generous you are. I wanted to give you all an itemised bill so that you could see for yourselves how much these flowers cost, but Angela told me that it was not the done thing… as she slid into her astronomically‐priced hat!’

‘Seriously, I have looked forward to this day for years. Sarah makes a stunning bride and John is a good man, and I wish them every happiness for the future. If they are any bit as happy as my wife and I, then they will be very happy indeed.’

‘Marriage is an important commitment, so much so that you need a mortgage to pay for it! But it takes more than that. It needs patience and compromise, and I should know – I’ve been patiently compromising for years!’

‘Bob’s just looked at his watch, which is the signal that he needs a drink, so, ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding. I give you… the bride and groom.’

If you need any more help with your father‐of‐the‐bride’s wedding speech, just consult our handy book, The father‐of‐the‐bride’s speech and duties.

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