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15 Funny Quotes That Perfectly Describe Your Relationship

We’ve put together a collection of some of our favourite humorous quotes that are perfect for all kinds of relationship moments–from the blissful to the tough, the affectionate teasing to the rip-your-hair-out frustration. Here are 15 funny quotes that perfectly describe your relationship. We’re confident you’ll find at least one you can relate to!

15 Funny Quotes That Perfectly Describe Your Relationship | Confetti.co.uk
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1)  What do you want to eat?

Relationships are just two people constantly asking each other what they want to eat until one of them dies | Confetti.co.uk

2)  You’re the weirdest person I know…

You're the weirdest person I know That's why we're perfect for each other | Confetti.co.uk

3) That feeling!

Marry the person who gives you the same feeling you get when you see food coming at a restaurant | Confetti.co.uk

4) If you love someone…

If you love someone let them nap | Confetti.co.uk

5) Cue the bridal march! …Again

If my partner doesn't cry when I walk down the aisle I'm turning around and walking in again | Confetti.co.uk

6) Love is…

Love is spending your life with someone you often want to kill but not doing so because you'd miss them | Confetti.co.uk

7) See who they really are…

Before you marry a person you should make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are | Confetti.co.uk

8) Like having a best friend…

Being married is like having a best friend who doesn't remember anything you say | Confetti.co.uk

9) That’s how you know…

You know you love a person when you occasionally want to kill them | Confetti.co.uk

10) My kind of weird…

You're my kind of weird | Confetti.co.uk

11) Looks fade…

Marry someone who can cook Looks fade Hunger doesn't | Confetti.co.uk

12) One special person…

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life | Confetti.co.uk

13) “Immature”…

My boyfriend accused me of being immature so I told him to get out of my fort | Confetti.co.uk

14) Marriage is like a deck of cards…

Marriage is like a deck of cards | Confetti.co.uk

15) Dear love of my life…

Dear love of my life I just want you to know how much I've enjoyed annoying you all this time and how excited I am to keep doing so in the future | Confetti.co.uk

No relationship is without its ups and downs, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t worth it. You just have to be prepared to work to keep your happily ever after.

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Above: Romantic Vintage Book Box Set with Glass Dip Pen Writing Set

Like with our previous article on 9 of our favourite funny quotes to use in your wedding vows or wedding speech, we encourage you to print a copy of these quotes off and mount them on a DIY cardboard or wooden sign for a quick and simple venue decoration, keepsake, or prop for during your engagement party, hen party, wedding, or anniversary!

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